‘ Cause the writers are almost always dudes, period.

Good on Cornelius for actually showing up to class though!

And then, while they struggle to put their lives back together, we’ll shit on them for being on welfare.

This is a super helpful explanation. Thank you!

That cat is the worst.

That’s an ugly cat.

From the actual CDC study: “While there is no consensus on optimal IPI, research has shown that short intervals (less than 18 months) and long intervals (60 months or more) were associated with higher risks of adverse health outcomes.”

Also: “However, further studies are needed to assess whether IPI is independently…

I (quite) like a print, but someone’s going to have to hold my hand and patiently talk me through the appeal of Lilly Pulitzer before I’ll even begin to get it.

Not it’s not you. However, she does look a bit more liked she’s wondering when the Olive Garden waiters are going to put all the plates and bowls back on her dress.

There’s just something about the lightsabers in this show that bugs me... they’re so thin and weak looking.

I don’t think she has a point at all.

I’m not sure this was legal to cancel. There are actually a lot of legal protections for student groups in public schools under the equal access act. They couldn’t cancel a Christian group’s wear crosses to school day or a GSA’s wear rainbow day either. As long as it is within the realm of the school’s rules then they…

Hollywood be like : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A police report obtained by The Smoking Gun alleges that Russell offered to help Peloquin with ab exercises during which his hand “hovered above” her “private parts.” Then Peloquin says after a chat about hormones used to increase breast size, Russell slipped his hands under her shirt and “felt both breasts.”

I don’t blame anyone for going on “My Cat from Hell”, even though the cat problems are human problems 99% of the time. Adrianne Curry from the first season of “America’s Next Top Model” was on for the season opener, and she and her boyfriend made real progress with their beautiful little kitty. Jackson Galaxy is the…

Clark, stop hanging out with Bruce. Go see a comedy with Jimmy. And while you are at it, eat a snickers. You are not you when you are hungry.

“Cease all work immediately and fulfill my list of demands.”

Jesus.

You're one of my new best friends.

After the first beat down, Roy should have tried this: