I’m glad there are people like you around who let no joke go wasted as an opportunity to be grumpy.

I can’t wait for the tide to turn and people are like, “I like ______ because they give a fuck.”

“Fuck all you haters! Miley doesn’t give a fuck! That’s why she takes pictures of herself on the toilet and wears outrageous outfits and posts them on social media!”

You sound like a 12 year old. “Haterz can GTFO!”

No, I heard it’s a dump.

What is going on in this photo? Is that a toilet shaped coffee mug? Is the pink turd edible? Why is the coffee garnished with a fake flower from Michael’s?

From Billboard: A Bieber Briber at Biodiagnostics.

No. And also, ew. But I’m sure it will be a big hit among 8-year-olds!

He’s way too cute for Kentucky anyways!!

I just can’t resist the urge to ruin your WHOLE DAY, soooo.... The other day I went on Facebook, and a friend of my fiance’s had posted a link to their Bed Bath and Beyond registry — along with a status explaining that they couldn’t invite all their loved ones to the wedding, but that they would be so grateful if…

Willow’s pretty cute. If I were a kid, I’d probably like her a lot.

HOT TAKE: It’s going to be a gender-swapped reboot about the Fresh Princess of Bel Air, starring Willow, who goes *FROM* Bel Air *TO* inner city Philadelphia.

You missed the most interesting part about Jenna Bush Hager’s baby name. The kid isn’t named after the flower but her president grandfather, who the kids apparently call Poppy. Poppy as a baby name is somewhat fashionable - a few other celebs have used it- but the potential for kids to call her “Poopy” would turn me…

Me, too.

Or at least move to Louisville! We’re gay friendly (inside the Watterson)!

Worked for my Barbourville-raised mama, too. (I’ll never forget the reddio station - WYWY, BARBAH-ville).

Seriously, fuck all of those involved with making his life miserable, especially his parents, I hope he’s fortunate enough to get out of Kentucky, and able to make friends that accept him as family.

She’s been married four times. Divorce seems to be a part she skips over.

“LOOK WHAT SHE MADE ME DO!”

America doesn’t know what the left looks like. We think a person who doesn’t devote the majority of their time to legislating against abortion is axiomatically a leftist.