She never really explained that to Greedy McWantsit. She told her that she couldn’t have them, but didn’t explain that it’s rude to ask people for things like that. Maybe she did after I left, but I doubt it.

In the second clip, with Springsteen performing, would you mind giving us a “white people dancing" warning? Thank you.

For over 400 years the English word “tribe” has been used to signify a group of people with any kind of affiliation, even symbolic; the word has be applied to kinship/familial groupings (like the Kardashians) for several centuries before that. There are many kinds of tribes, obviously, but the word is not the…

oh god i am like, wheezing in terror.

fuk u mark, i come ur hous 2 beat u up

I like the music articles, but Jezzy needs to find a rocker on their staff. There isn’t enough coverage of goth, punk, hard rock, metal, thrash, etc. going on here. There are so many fucking talented/strong women in the hard music scene nowadays. I’d like to read more about that kind of music too. Especially from the…

Madeleine, I wish you’d expand on the whole teen consent/statutory rape angle. I keep seeing glowing reviews that seem to dance around it, but it’s obviously pretty central to the story. The reviews are all like oh yeah, that’s there but it’s not a problem but why isn’t it a problem?

I’m embarrassed to say that I never realized that It’s named “Arby’s” after the RB of roast beef.

Strictly looks-wise, current Brad Pitt is hotter than current Justin Theroux to me because Justin looks quite short and he's not even my third fav Theroux BUT I'm suspecting that Justin is smarter and more fun than Brad and that's hot.

“...preys upon its customers’ desires to a supernatural degree...”

It would be cute if the two PR teams fell in love with each other in the process.

I don’t drink but my bingo card is ready.

Jeb: Women — Can’t live with them, can’t repeal their right to vote.

BUSH '16: Nobody puts babies in the coroner.

We were stuck on the GW a few years ago too, for the same reason. What had started out as a 10 hour drive to DC for a conference turned into a 26 hour nightmare, but it was fun to see people out playing in the snow.

I just got a coupon for $10 off an Urban Decay smoky eye palette that I’ll be sending.

You are the shit!!!!

I’m gonna order them anchovie pizza.