they were recreating Tommy Boy

Can’t tell us???? Don’t you log all the inspections, or at least log any issues found?  Hard to believe.

Can’t tell you how many times I’ve caught a fatigue crack on my 8 hour pre-grocery store drive 500-point inspection in my honda civic. I do it every time I go anywhere, it’s only an extra days labor to any chore.

The Mootrix?

It was right there . . .

Bad but entertaining alternate solution: kick the jacks out from under the car.

They’re too busy putting people in jail for going over the speed limit.

according to the internet the ship is about 130 meters by 20 meters, if tens of centimeter of ice means at least 20, then it would be about 500 m^3 of ice (assuming an even coating over the surface area) 500,000 kg or about 570 tons

..Because I Don’t Want To Die

Brake service and tire rotation should have been done before leaving.

Spoken like someone who has never not wanted to do this fucking shit in the first place but your spouse always grew up with real trees and now you have to go and cut one of these fire hazards down, get covered in sap and then have to figure out how to get home.

Climbing through the trunk is the least of this man’s…

The remote was for sound competitions where you don’t sit in the car because it would blow your ear drums.

“Aren’t you that guy from Justified?”

So how long do you think before you take it to Moab?

None of that means their dealers don’t suck. 

Too loud?? At an *F1 track*!?!?!? <facepalm>

Those were sold here. My friend owned one.  No need to import.

This will decimate all at Race Wars!

Auto stop/start. From what I can tell it really doesn’t impact overall fuel economy that much and just makes for jerky starts at stoplights and stop and go traffic. It’s an automatic motion for me now to turn it off when I start the car. 

Ronald McDonald, is that you?