Well this calls for:

Great article Jason, at least what I could read of it

If this article was supposed to be humorous or serious, I can't tell. But it's neither

I don’t care if they recline back to the point where they are curled up in my lap. Just don’t do disgusting shit like take off your shoes, change baby diapers in the main cabin (on the tray, no less!), or clip nails.

My favorite one is the one where they all the townsfolk get together with some torches and gas cans and storm Mr. Burns house so they can burn it down. They make sure to put the boots to his ass medium style and drag him out to watch the fires. Then, once the last fire burned out, and only then, they fed him to his…

To the book depository!

I dunno, I’m partial to the one where Lisa accidentally creates a tiny civilization. Their retaliatory strike on Bart was amazing when I first saw it.

no booze is fine, you are right. What is not fine is making people wear heels and then pay for booze. That is rude

YOU WIN

Yes, and they will also choose not to run the ball at the 1 yard line.

What’s important to me is being able to open an article in Jalopnik without a video autoplaying.

The BMW version will be called the Stealth.

Auto-play video, really?

Everyone: shaft driven is more reliable and less maintenance

“What would it be like to not only meet your younger self but go up against them?”

I, an human who must rely on this system every day, feel your pain.

They’ll let anyone with a driver’s license operate one of those things.

This is pretty much all my days.

got a real controversial take here:

. . . pulled over for an improper lane change . . . Dippel apologized for what happened and said he was pulled over for changing lanes without proper signal.