Mark Morford at the San Francisco Chronicle has a totally loopy-funny piece up, which is set in the future and written from the point of view of Henry Hager, the fiance of Jenna Bush. "Here's a funny. After any home run, I'll down whatever's left of my beer and suck in a big mouthful of air and then belch her name…

"Research suggests that, contrary to the stereotype, women's navigation skills can be better than men's. But this ability comes to light only when there is food to be found — in particular, items laden with calories. It is thought the gender differences may be a legacy of the ancient hunter-gatherer way of life on the…

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Did you take your vitamins this morning? Have you been eating salmon, broccoli, blueberries and other foods high in antioxidants, like a good little Self magazine reader? Well then you probably have skin cancer, or you will have it in, like, five minutes. A terrifying study by the Journal of Nutrition has found that…