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8/22/07
6:45 PM
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Mark Morford at the San Francisco Chronicle has a totally loopy-funny piece up, which is set in the future and written from the point of view of Henry Hager, the fiance of Jenna Bush. "Here's a funny. After any home run, I'll down whatever's left of my beer and suck in a big mouthful of air and then belch her name

8/22/07
4:45 PM
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Heather Johnston, one of the 19-year-old "Barbie Bandits" who took a Georgia-based Bank of America for $11,000 earlier this year, is going to the big house, despite the best efforts of her parents. During the sentencing the judge noted that she "was seen smiling during the theft," and we couldn't help but sympathize.

8/22/07
3:45 PM
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Although it has recently come to our attention that constipation is as much if not more of a problem for women than men, men also have days when they need to induce gentle release—or, in the case of this product from 1936, explosive diarrhea. The happy housewife in this ad from ModernMechanix gave her husband some NR

8/22/07
2:45 PM
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Pete Doherty's cat, Dinger ("slang for for syringe" the UK's Digital Spy helpfully tells us!) recently gave birth to a litter of kittens, one of which is reportedly being examined by vets who think it may have ingested cocaine. Related: Pete Doherty is a Bastarding Bastard. [Digital Spy]

8/22/07
1:45 PM
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"Research suggests that, contrary to the stereotype, women's navigation skills can be better than men's. But this ability comes to light only when there is food to be found — in particular, items laden with calories. It is thought the gender differences may be a legacy of the ancient hunter-gatherer way of life on the

8/21/07
9:45 AM
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Lost a little weight lately? It's probably your early-onset Alzheimer's disease. Women who develop dementia usually lose a small amount of weight ten years or more before their first symptoms appear, a new study suggests. As a whole, "women destined to become demented as a group became lighter and weighed less than Read more

8/20/07
2:45 PM
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Did you take your vitamins this morning? Have you been eating salmon, broccoli, blueberries and other foods high in antioxidants, like a good little Self magazine reader? Well then you probably have skin cancer, or you will have it in, like, five minutes. A terrifying study by the Journal of Nutrition has found that

8/20/07
1:45 PM
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British bank Bradford & Bingley has released a survey in which a whopping 22% of married women said "that if they could go back in time they would change their husband." We're sorry to say this, but we know what the problem is. We've boned our fair share of British men, and not only is the sex often mediocre, but