Oh, right, it wasn’t his multiple boneheaded decisions and his XXXL mouth (and chequebook) that tanked Twitter, it was the JEWS! Well, of course, it all makes sense. They must have re-oriented those space lasers to San Francisco. Didn’t SpaceX launch those lasers? Just asking questions...

Him and Mitch. With Trump, who would notice? 

It’s so meta....Trump and Artificial Intelligence, the AI being smarter than Trump, which means the AI could run the country, people believing the AI is Trump...

Exactly what I was thinking. 

Hopefully live and in colour!

“Hip-Hip-Replacement! Hip-Hip-Replacement!”

My money is on a glioblastoma. All the cool Repuglicans have one. 

Ensure can only do so much.

Forget it, Splinter...it’s Kentuckytown. 

Or at least get a goddamn physical with a psych workup. 

I don’t understand Musk’s Fitzcarraldo-like obsession with this FUGLY mutt! It’s a technical impossibility, NOBODY wants one and it’s taken so long to get off the ground it might as well be the automotive Spruce Goose.

The news sites have been promoting their apps as a replacement for FB, but as one commenter mentioned, I think the use of FB as a news medium is over-rated.

Well anything Graham Yost does is OK by me, that’s for sure, but I’m on, I think episode 8 of season 1 and damn! It’s getting frustrating waiting for something to happen! I get the feeling they’ve padded the SHIT out of this thing. 

Y’know what, fuck the haters: I’m looking forward to this game, principally because I like getting immersed in a game, especially as rich as this one looks, and taking the time to poke around. I don’t care about my body count, I just want a visually and aurally stimulating environment to explore. 

Manufacturers looked at the cars people were buying...suvs, minivans, small trucks and said...”Let’s build high-end pickups and tiny cars that would look more at home at a Ringling Brothers show.”

The tax incentives are poorly advertised, poorly written and just generally poorly understood. Gee, a government without clearly stated aims and objectives? What are the odds?

Highlighting the corollary that “Stealerships steal from EVERYBODY, including the manufacturers they represent!”

They already do. Why do you think they insulate themselves so densely against us? Tried calling Google lately? How about Facebook? 

On a site rife with badly written ledes, this one is one of the worst. 

Well! MY netherbits are all tingly!