Someone frocked things up badly. 

MOM should have been arrested. Quantavious? Really???

Someone’s lawyer negotiated a really shitty contract....

I totally agree: Middle of the Atlantic, middle of the Grand Canyon (from a height, that is) middle of downtown Lagos, middle of downtown South Central!

It’s not even close to that.

Couple of things:
First, there aren’t enough PROPER forensic autopsies going on, largely because of massive budget cuts to Medical Examiner’s offices, and also because of some legislative bodies thinking that the local coroner and/or funeral home director is qualified to do a proper forensic autopsy. Don’t believe me,…

Oh, great, this twit thinks an FLQ terrorist is a role model. Yay Florida.

Probably by Trump valets. 

Doral???

Well, at least you didn’t go back. :)

Edmonton ALBERTA???

What made me laugh was “and the dog’s owner continued to its resort destination as intended.”

The “MY kids” thing harkens back to all the times their children screamed “You’re not my REAL dad!” and because Facebook friends with Ted Cruz’ children.

Now now, learning a language might lead to thinking, and God knows (literally) they wouldn’t want THAT!

“Typhus in LA and Texas, Hansen’s disease and cholera in Florida, polio and measles on the rise....ah, the good old days”
-Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse

“Typhus in LA and Texas, Hansen’s disease and cholera in Florida, polio and measles on the rise....ah, the good old days”
-Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse

“Typhus in LA and Texas, Hansen’s disease and cholera in Florida, polio and measles on the rise....ah, the good old days”
-Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse

This piece of shit just opened at our local Odiplex. I’m really hoping the RCMP are at the theatre entrance taking names for later investigation, because...y’know....

Somehow, it’s a crime against Walmart, so....

There’s something about crypto gangsters shopping at Walmart that is just so damned meta it’s ridiculous. Throw in Florida and it’s pretty much a trifecta.