Happy Birthday, Pie. Love the “fuck” one!

It’s been a less than stellar couple of months but finally something fabulous coming up... my puppy’s 4th Birthday is this week! I took for her an extra special spa bath experience today. I know she doesn’t know any different, but it makes me happy to make a big deal about it. She’s consistently been the brightest…

I was sitting here thinking how ridiculous it is that celebrities go this confirmation of togetherness to the masses....and then I remembered how a mutual acquaintance of my man friend and I kept running into us out together when we first started seeing each other and kept sending mildly intrusive texts about whether…

It shouldn’t need to be said, because this is just some “as natural as it gets” shit... but that chick is brave as hell.

Miranda knew what was up. I feel like I’m picking out upholstery material when I go into clothing stores these days.

I’m still pretty okay with the lace-up trend, but that’s only because they’re not keeping it to the neckline. I’m all about that detail on sleeves. I did see some horror of a shirt with the lace-up detail on the neckline, sleeves and the seams on the sides. Way too much, pick one and leave it at that.

The denim shirt dresses just don’t look good on my shape. They make me look boxy and completely obliterate my curves. I’ve tried with them so many times only to be disapppointed.

My closet with attest to the fact that I was all about burgundy and green at the beginning of fall. I’m over it. They’re still the only colors I’m seeing on shirts in stores right now. I just want some fucking blue in my life!

Fuck florals.

I take it at 7am and I don’t really partake in an caffeine. No coffee, soda, tea, chocolate, or other supplements that could have caffeine in it. With the exception of a cup of orange juice on Sunday, and the occasional Sparkling Ice drink throughout the week, I only drink water.

Not even remotely similar circumstances but yeah with the feelings...

I do meal planning. All of my lunches and dinners for the week are made on Sunday. Some go in the fridge and some in the freezer for later in the week. It takes the struggle of the “what do I want to eat?” thing out of your life but you also have to be okay with eating the same thing throughout the week. A lot of…

I pampered myself today. I had my hair color redone. After initially doing all my hair, my stylist had just been coloring the roots for about a year and letting the color wash out of the ends, where it had previously been blonde, for a nice ombré effect. She told me today we were doing the whole head and I was like…

It’s only “over” in the sense that cases have gone down... I don’t think they made the official declaration on the end of the flu season last year until late May.

What’s Kylie wearing on her feet though? Is that the Mom version of Dad shoes?

Why can’t her producers let her sing like the white girl she is and stop forcing her paper thin vocal talent into some weird imalgamation of every prominent black female vocalist?

I’d probably get one and then forget it at home every time I went out and end up bumming a normal plastic one off my friend anyway. So, I’m not sure I’d be much help as a trailblazer.

I’m not pregnant either in case anyone is wondering.

Filter aside, that’s a cute fucking baby.

I had the dreaded talk with my man friend a couple of weekends ago and I’m not really sure how it went. We’re going to keep seeing each other as we have been, he agreed to stop pushing for something more serious for now, and we’re going to make an effort to have more substantial conversations about the political…