Well, I called for a mental health wellness check when my neighbor started doing things like screaming Bon Jovi lyrics in the street in the middle of the night and chopping up his front porch with an ax. Your mileage may vary, but that was my experience.

I read that too quickly and thought you were wishing people deep dish. Which I wouldn’t mind.

I hope those in the room were not intimidated and react like I want them to. That is, they should report the truth and get all this guy’s bullshit out into the open. I’m not sure if they can be relied on for “report the truth”. If I were in that room, I would have disrespectfully said, “Go fuck yourself, asshole.” 

Um...there was already a big earthquake in New Zealand a few days ago - the second biggest ever recorded there, to be precise. And then there was the giant fucking earthquake in Italy a few months ago. And also, there was a much bigger earthquake in Japan in April this year already, with 50 people dead and thousands…

And all of it will be blamed on the Clintons.

“What’s the big deal? That’s not even horseplay.”

I would feel substantially less apprehensive if first graders were actually running our country for the next 4 years.

He surrounds himself with the devastatingly incompetent, the homicidally bigoted, people celebrated by literal Nazis, he lost the popular vote, he runs crying to mommy at the slightest rebuke from anyone, continues to conduct business while receiving top secret briefings, wants to wipe out overtime pay laws, has his…

Kotaku should start a crusade to debunk all available false gaming news.

Thinking about Springsteen repeatedly sticking it to Christie sustains me.

BY ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY...
WHAT IS HAPPENING BEHIND THAT PODIUM!?

I rest easy at night, knowing that the right server is being used. All is well with the world.

well at the very least, he didn’t use the wrong email instead of the right email, so.

Some say we’ll see Armageddon soon.

The Halloween even felt like how it should work 3km for a single candy or 5km for rarer Pokemon just seem too high to be of any normal use. Also yes Toronto just got our first winter storm so something tells me people will be falling off quickly here too.

I just want more candy from walks again like they did at Halloween. Not that I want to go walking outside anymore now that it’s dick-freezing cold outside in Chicago for the next four months but it’ll warm up eventually!

trunk full of balls, no thats not gay porn

“Listen Chris, I’ll take the R, but seriously, you need to calm down, it’s just a game of horse.

I hope everyone is ok and has a speedy recovery. Having said that, the term “hard helmet” bugs the hell out of me for some reason. Hard hat or a helmet. Pick one!