EYE BLEACH

I drove home bLack out drunk from my reunion.

Why are that girls’ shorts so high?

^

Or, don’t require the approval of a bunch of shitty boys

How do I unstar?

Ahh yes the Trump effect

Dat sub-title, do....

I’m still mad at John Stewart for depriving us of the Daily Show with John Stewart: We’re So Fvcked 2016 Edition.

Like, fellow Floridians, DID YOU NOT FOLLOW HIS CAMPAIGN AT ALL?!

So republicans/supporters are running on a “sh!tpost” campaign.