My favorite description of Young Thug

That’s how my girlfriend lets me know I’m getting lucky... “After review of the date....SCORE”

You should both get rid of your last names and just go first names only.

Him and the Lions both

If they manage a second Superbowl riding the corpse of Mark Sanchez I’ll be impressed

Is that breaking the sound barrier at 3:42?

Wonder if the Patriots player had deflated any tires?

Does this mean we get to see a Favre-like comeback out of Peyton?

I always thought the golden rule for rent is 1/2 your monthly bar tab?

BMW - The asshole’s car

What about the rest of his body? No interest in studying diesel?

FBI collecting all the faps

I don’t know if any fast food item will ever unseat Wendy’s spicy chicken nugets in my book. I could eat all of them.

Punny

Hey! Why are you focusing on Peyton? Don’t you remember that Cam was a bad sport and left the interview early! It was Cam! Focus on Cam!

It doesn’t matter Cam Newton wouldn’t have been safe if he had been blocked by congress.

I think this is all being blown out of proportion, we all know Johnny Money Manziel is a great guy. There’s not a single doubt he has a long and successful career ahead in the NFL

Jeter too

Someone has to put together a care package and get him some better movies

Sounds like a nightmare I had once