“I ain’t Wolverine. Not no more. It ain’t not better for all of you if you just don’t not stay away from me no no more.”

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

I think it’s safe to say all sports are non-revenue at Towson

What are you, a joke historian?

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

The Giants are in my top 5 most hated franchises. They are also the team I hate the least in that division.

1. Collect underpants. Sell underpants, as any business with a sellable asset might do.

That was the fatal flaw of their three step plan.

This sentiment is one reason it’s become much more difficult for me to watch high school/college football. Welker is a grown man who, regardless of his “window” or whatever to still play, has made more than enough money to sustain himself and his family for the rest of his life and their lives. He isn’t someone…

It’s not just football, it’s everything. If I stopped to think about where cheap clothes come from, I couldn’t buy them. Same with eating meat. Football’s costs are more immediate and visible, but willful ignorance is the only way to get through life.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

For a company that pays so much attention to detail, it’s ridiculous that this 710 cap is upside down.

But will he be drunk & stupid bad guy? Or creepy and menacing bad guy?

“I definitely think he took a step forward’’

Years ago, one of my duties at work was covering the St. Louis Rams. It was a great time for a variety of reasons, and gave me some solid stories to share. One of them involves Kyle Turley.

Uncle: I can’t believe he said that.

Perhaps “progressively” wasn’t the adverb you meant to use.

My anthropology professors have been saying for years we’re a real science. Now’s their chance to prove it

A fellow named ‘Pope’ attacking the celebration of the failure of a Catholic Plot....

Had to cut back on beers. Once I did that, the soggy midsection disappeared. The rest of the diet is lean meats, fruits and veg, and some flour carb for fun. Beer belly was a real thing for me.