Please.

Dude, you just called God a loser. The obvious question is why now about ACLs and not in November 2016?

Seems fine.  Breathtaking though?

That’s a handsome colour, but that angle makes it look like a VibeTouareg. Golf/Rabbit

Gritty is the mascot Philly deserves. If there is a city in America more deserving of having Gritty as a mascot than Philly, I’ll eat my socks.

Twitter showed what we feared: Adam Schefter is still a nugget-hoarding turd.

why have i never seen this???!!!

I don’t watch at all! It’s great!  Through two games the Browns have been competitive in both games.  The Bills: they were not.

The brown eye of the storm is particularly violent.

I retired when Jauron was coach.  And again when our superior 4-3 defense under Jim Schwartz was decimated by Rex Ryan.  And again when we traded Tyrod Taylor.  Long ago I realized that the less I emotionally invest in the Bills, the better my life is.

The glorious Bills have already granted me this wish. They are so terrible that watching isn’t even an option.

I’m having a hard time getting fired up about this.

Death to Boomers.

THANK YOU! I MUST KNOW THE MINUTE IT’S ANNOUNCED ABOUT A PHONE I WON’T BE ABLE TO BUY FOR A MONTH.

My first reaction as well.

You left out the most important part that it serves as a hub for smart-home products that use Zigbee like Philips Hue.  But all of that is dumb, because Smart Things is infinitely better.

You left out the most important part that it serves as a hub for smart-home products that use Zigbee like Philips…

All those words about fear and football and the best part of the article was the bit about Coraline being a feature-length Tool video. Tool sucks.

I am in a very important meeting right now and there’s no way to read this now and post without waiting for 2 hours and then living in the grays.  I hope it’s a fine article.

Counterpoint: Big Dick Nick

I’ve read this article twice, your post twice and googled it as well, but I will not believe that the last name Bibens-Dirkx is anything but a typo.