After looking at the implications and the actions to correct the impending problems, all I can offer is Fuck em.

Wait a minute! I solved it. If the earth is flat, all we have to do is drive around the edge or burrow through to the other side and live in the cooler shady side. Why didn’t this dipshit think of this?

Don’t forget sweeping up the leaves to prevent forest fires, like Finland.

Well, Coke probably loves making money without spending any. Wait for the lawsuit stating that a governmental body punished them for invoking their 1st Amendment rights to free speech. Worth untold sums and establishes the Republicans as fascists officially.

They can’t be, he’s a brown car, not a white one. Wait a minute, does that mean Larry the cable guy was in Blackface? That would make him their hero.

Maybe he’s been neutered, my dog looked the same way after he had his balls removed.

With his rich family and military academy background he may have gone in as a Lieutenant. Think of the American lives he saved by not going to Viet Nam. If not his platoon, his own from not getting fragged by his troops. And from historical records, his white supremist attitude would have really endeared him to all…

Do you think it ended with him facing his writing staff, looking him squarely in the eyes in the mirror and sticking out his finger stating “You’re Fired!”?

I guess this means this New Republican Party needs a new slogan. How about

So, if corporations are people, does that mean any corporation in Texas can’t close a company that existed for more than 6 weeks as that would be an abortion of the business?

If the room is dark, don’t forget to light a candle because a lightbulb can get very hot.

in 2018 I got a custom order Ford Fusion Energi from a dealer in Chicagoland. Here’s the rub, I didn’t order it. The person who ordered it didn’t want the nav system and self parking. It arrived around 8 months after he ordered it, and surprisingly he bought a different car and cancelled his order. My benefit is the…

Mental Gymnastics is not This is not gymnastics, gymnastics requires skills and competence. One may say it is her stream of consciousness, but that would require movement and advancement in her thoughts. This is more of a puddle of consciousness, something’s there and it isn’t productive.

Not to be Commander Buzzkill, but you got lucky. Nathans Hot Dogs are made with sorbitol which does not char. Cheap hot dogs use copious amounts of dextrose and corn syrup which char at a lower temperature, so if you throw one of those on a properly hot grill they will be the charred toothpicks you described from your…

It makes me cry thinking that Luther, his anger translator wasn’t real.

I went to the drug store the other day, the clerk asked “May I help you?” I said can you show me where the talcum powder is? the clerk said “Walk this way.” I replied “If I could walk that way I wouldn’t need the talcum powder”

The question is Who’s morality? There are hundreds of religions in this country and each has it varying views on abortion. Should any of the conservative religious asswipes mention God, Christianity or even religion in general, they should be sued for violating the separation of church and state. In treaties, the US…

I always thought these would look nice under a driver side window on a door, maybe with a red X over each figure, like a WW2 fighter pilot.

That’s Hedley!

Well, if you don’t have time, just open the bags, pour them back into the box and stir them around and tell people it’s your LEGO Challenger shuttle.