Threesome?

Sorry, the armpit is usually a foot or two above the wang, maybe it’s America’s Taint

Anyone who shaves his head is out of the running. Shaving your head means you are ashamed of your hair, or don’t want people to know you are balding. This means you are insecure, or ashamed of how you naturally look, and therefore not sexy.

You are talking to the US you realize. And in the words of George Carlin, “when you think how stupid the average American is, remember half of the country is dumber than him”

Yeah, a $5 dollar off coupon for me, $1,000,000 for the lawyers.

Aren’t two space cadets the same as 1 astronaut?

Ted Cruz?

OK, so Q anon doesn’t exist because it has no website. That gives me questions.

None of you understand how Catholic schools work. Let’s say there are 350 families in the school. Then you have a girl scout program, cub scouts, student sports and other extracurricular activities, plus adults watching the rooms when teachers have lunch and maybe a weekly Bingo hall to raise funds (if you are a poor…

OK, science says her sign is wrong. There are two sexes according to her, male and female, she is overlooking the extremely rare hermaphrodite, a natural condition where an individua has genitals from both sexes. That technically creates a third sexual group. Perhaps someone should send her some video links from an…

To paraphrase the Jingoistic patriots in Texas “Freedom (from Federal regulation of the electric industry) isn’t free, its $9000 per Kilowatt hour.

Maybe he wanted someone to escort him through Customs so they wouldn’t find the 2 kilos of crystal meth in his luggage.

That is mean.

My wife and I record the ones we want on the cable dvr. We watch it about 45 minutes after the show starts so we can fast forward through the commercial. We could us the on demand programming, but those commercials won’t let you fast forward.

My wife and I record the ones we want on the cable dvr. We watch it about 45 minutes after the show starts so we can fast forward through the commercial. We could us the on demand programming, but those commercials won’t let you fast forward.

When Hunter S Thompson ran for mayor of Aspen Co. His to platforms were to change the name from Aspen to Fat City, and rip up all the roads in town and replace the cars with horses.

Most white people wouldn’t do manual labor even if you paid them. I have opened a few manufacturing plants and visited dozens more, and the only people who stick around are recent immigrants. There may be Eastern European immigrants. I opened a plant in the Louisville area a few years ago. I trained 150 white people…

the town I lived in at the time made out like Bandits. A few years before it happened, they did an infrastructure plan for the next 10 years. Replace a bridge they had to weight restrict because of age, Streets and storm sewer replacements in areas prone to flooding and Utility upgrades. When it came up they applied…

Rocks, Very small churches

not many, but we need the larger scales