I’ve read the first part, and will be reading the second. I also highly recommend it. It’s really thought-provoking.

Yes. That story was painful to read. I honestly can’t understand how that all happened. I really hope that guy got a good settlement.

That’s EXACTLY what I was thinking. Bette Midler and Danny Devito should be sitting on those sofas, shooting each other death stares.

Oh...I just looked it up online. It looks deeeeelicious. And, no it doesn’t look at all like an American raisin bread loaf.

Yeah...I hope they don’t close the store by me. It’s my go-to place to buy stuff for my husband...cotton and wool slacks and slim-fit button downs in solids and subtle prints are his work wardrobe. I sometimes buy things online, but I have better luck in the store.

I guess you haven’t tried it. It’s great. You just sub in mayo for the butter you would normally spread on the outside of the bread. You don’t really taste the mayo. The bread just gets really golden brown and crispy.

Just reading about this makes me want to brush my teeth.

Sweeeeet.

Give the gift of Merry Maids, or some other service. Laundry is a bummer, too, so a gift of one of those services where you leave your dirty laundry on your front porch and it comes back clean would be awesome.

Ooooh. When my now deceased lab was a pup, she had that. It was...bad. I can’t imagine having that myself and trying to take care of/clean up after a sick dog.

Yeah, here too. I usually eagerly await the first appearance of Shlafly Pumpkin Ale in my local market. It was so early this year that it’s just...wrong. Who wants to drink a beer that’s heavy with squash and warm spices in August? Blarg.

Enjoy your clean bathroom! Nothing better than a sparkling bathroom...except maybe a sparkling kitchen...

As a Jezebel regular, all I can do is point out a glaring mistake. It’s 2017...Becca’s don’t drink Chardonnay. It’s a nice German Riesling. Or maybe an Alsatian Gewürztraminer.

It says something significant about this site that I’m really not sure if you’re joking or you’re serious.

But they don’t look ‘edgy and cool.’ They look tacky AF.

Yeah. You’re right. I forgot he and Dennis got tattoos.

That is weird. I got nothing to add, but, yeah, it’s weird...

He’s good enough for. That’s for sure.

You do know that a lot of white people don’t consider Kim Kardashian white, right? I mean, there’s certainly disagreement on this, and I have no idea how KK sees herself, but to put her up as someone who TS can’t ‘out-white’ is...odd. Even though you acknowledge KK is ‘ethnic white’ you don’t acknowledge the fact that…

Well, a fire is a much different situation. In that case, you can try to get everyone out and a safe distance from the building. In this case, even if you do get everyone out of the building safely, where do you go? The streets are going to be just as dangerous, if not more dangerous with moving water. I’m sure if…