A leash? Oh, I don’t know. The only time I ever saw a situation where a leash seemed appropriate was when I saw a dad with triplets, three adorable little girls, maybe three years old, at an outdoor market. They were all connected to him with leashes. If you’re a parent with triplets who occasionally wants to leave…

Travelled a few hours to a park in the path of totality, with more than 2 1/2 minutes of total sun coverage. The quality of the light as totality approached was really weird. It was eerie, almost like strangely colored artificial light. The shadows were very strange, too. Very, very crisp. And we saw some of those…

I really thought the coolest part was the ‘diamond ring’ effect you could see just as totality was ending. I think I gasped out loud. Seriously beautiful.

They’re looking for 100,000 names and are getting close, so sign now if you support the petition. It takes like, 2 seconds.

Honestly, when I heard, I thought, ‘Jerry Lewis was still alive as recently as, like, yesterday?’ He’s one of those celebrities I assumed had dies some years ago.

You’re very smart. That is all.

My Old Kentucky Home is supposed to be an ‘anti-slavery ballad.’ According to Wikipedia (for whatever that’s worth...)

Well, if they decide to get rid of it, I’m sure the good folks of Bardstown, KY can find a place for it somewhere on the links at My Old Kentucky Home golf course. You could win a free game if you hit your ball into the banjo, putt-putt style.

Like, straight up liquid vanilla extract?

Wow. That area is going to be insane! Good luck to you!

Where do you live!?

Wow! You are prepared! I was thinking a cooler full of drinks, some snacks, and a pack of hand wipes would do the trick.

I’m also disgusted by the assed-out washcloth. Gonna try some of this for towels, washcloths, underwear...

I have a 14-year-old boy. Keeping him from reeking on a daily basis takes way more effort than you might think. He’s only recently started putting out teen/adult odor, and he needs a LOT of reminders to shower, wash hair really well, wear deodorant daily, etc. Just because the kid smells, that doesn’t mean his parents…

I’ve listened to that album approximately 1,285,013 times, but I’ve never heard it on vinyl. I might just be inspired to buy a copy of the remastered anniversary version.

I’ve listened to that album approximately 1,285,013 times, but I’ve never heard it on vinyl. I might just be…

We’re all really excited. Even my husband, who is a certified workaholic, has taken the day off. Finger crossed that weather is good everywhere and that traffic isn’t too horrific.

Yeah, that’s fair. But you would think Nicole Kidman would have her pick of any number of swoon-worthy men. I guess finding love isn’t always easy...even when your perfect.

Nicole Kidman, goddess of goddesses, was interested in dating Jimmy Fallon? I don’t get it.

That’s funny...I just got home from dinner with my family at a local Mexican place, and where I was sitting, I happened to have a perfect view of a Frida Khalid poster. It drew my attention all evening.

If you ever get married again, please invite me. I love schnitzel, but I can’t ever seem to get it quite right at home.