I agree with most of what you said, but I also agree with Non Sleeping Giant that ‘tricking’ a man into believing you’re a cis woman when you’re not would be incredibly dangerous and foolish...just not worth the risk. It’s easy to imagine, however, how a lack of communication could result in a very awkward…

My dog just got the second in a two-shot series of canine-flu vaccines. Take that, dog-anti-vaxxers!

I seriously can’t imagine what it would take to keep me from being outside for this. Maybe being hospitalized and totally immobile.

I, too, had always been frustrated by my inability to make a decent pie crust. My mother could make one with her eyes closed, but it was one skill I just never picked up. I recently tried this recipe:

I demand Before and After pictures!

It’s a situation I admit I hadn’t really thought about u till I spent a little time in Cambodia on vacation to SE Asia. Our tour guide was a man who had a number of family members who were murdered by the Khmer Rouge. The way he talked about it was chilling. He was almost matter-of-fact about it...the way he listed…

I’m assuming this only applies if your using a cherry pitter to prep a bunch of fruit for a pie or some other use.

‘I don’t like to brag, but I have incredibly fast-healing mucosa.’ The greatest pickup line EVER!

I happened to read the article very early this morning when I woke up and couldn’t go back to sleep. After finishing it, I finally dozed off again for a while. When I woke up, my first thought was, ‘Maybe today is a good day to start that new diet I’ve been thinking about.’ Sigh. You can’t escape it.

A mango splitter. I love mangoes, but their weird shape, obnoxious pit, and slippery nature make them such a hassle, I haven’t always eaten as many as I’d like. The OXO splitter makes them a little more manageable.

He must have been very disciplined. I always assumed carnies spend all the money they make on meth and funnel cakes. To be fair, that’s probably what I would do if I found myself working in a traveling carnival.

It’s been 14 years since I had a baby and I still have fond memories of #2. I had a c-section, but there was still a lot of soreness and a lot of, well, leakage, that needed to be removed with some frequency. That warming water wash is very soothing when you feel all wrecked up in your nether regions.

Watergate Salad ruined all things pistachio for me for a very long time. Which is unfortunate because pistachios in their natural form are, perhaps, the most delicious of nuts.

And the really crazy thing is, these creeps wonder why their younger, often female relatives avoid the and seem to dislike them. Gosh, I wonder why.

And he probably made you the bad guy - ‘Little Miss Touch-Me-Not’ ‘Don’t be so cold...I’m just joking around!’ ‘Sheesh, she’s soooo sensitive!’

But wouldn’t it get on the furniture, car interior, etc? That would’ve be such a mess! Wow, I’ve officially become my mother.

No doubt. I have a tendency to startle very easily. The last thing I need is a job that requires me to carry a gun. No one would be safe.

You’re absolutely correct!

A few years ago, I volunteered to work field day a my kiddo’s elementary school. I wound up at the jump rope station. These kids could not jump to save their lives. There were a few girls who were okay at it, but most couldn’t jump more than a few times with a single rope, and none of the boys could jump. I was so…

So many feelings about this....my son is at Jamboree right now. I’m not sure if he saw Trump speak. It was my understanding that attendance was not mandatory, and he is very anti-Trump, so he might have opted out. I really don’t have a problem with the fact that the BSA invited him. It is their tradition to invite…