Personally, I prefer ordering dessert.

That would be cinematic gold.

Not sure, but that might be a piece of red licorice in her nose. Maybe appropriate for Halloween!

The cop, of course.

Sooo...I'm guessing she was wearing some sky-high heels and was a little unsteady on pavement and that's why she's holding his hand? Right? Or...maybe there is going to be a remake of the bodyguard with R in the Whitney Houston role and this cop as Kevin Costner and this is all for publicity? (I can dream, right? )

Actually. Green and gold were my school colors (in the 80s) so we all had socks just like that. Unfortunately, I don't keep 30 year old socks around. I could probably get a few bucks for them on eBay.

If you need some inspiration.

I am NOT a hugger...except for my husband, my kid, and my dogs (they love hugs, and don’t try to tell me anything different). The most irritating thing, though...? When you back off from an incoming hug from someone you don’t know well or don’t have a really huggy relationship with and they look at you like YOU’RE the…

The Kenji pie crust recipe is the only one I’ve ever tried that didn’t make me want to cry in frustration.

How does she get to be talanted AND gorgeous? Some people really do win the genetic lottery.

No doubt. Add a hunk of bread and a glass or two of wine and I'm done for the night.

It's a pretty dick move to honk at somebody in this situation anyway. Like the driver has just decided to randomly stop in the middle of the road for fun.

My skinny white 13-year-old math and science geek son is so exited about this movie. I’m curious to find out who comes out to see it. Looks like it's going to be really good.

I'm going to have to watch just for more Billie Lourd. I found her weirdly fascinating in season 1.

On a related note...my husband just bought these running shoes and he thinks they’re the shit. He is wearing them everywhere. I need some unbiased opinions. Are these cooler than cool, or the worst dad shoes ever?

I can't imagine my kid and my husband would be able to stick to that. Everything in our house has to be very low-maintenance. We have quartz countertops, which are practically indestructible.

Those counters are gorgeous, but don't food particles stuck in the little bubble holes?

So this is what I'll do with all my money when I die stinking rich!

“Lovely sky blue eyes...?” Actually, it looks like Miss Texas has green eyes. So there.

Wow, that sucks. I’m also an incredibly skeptical person and rarely believe anything I hear without heaps of verification. My worst nightmare as I age is falling victim to this scamming bullshit.