The high road, I presume?

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The number of times you complain about people doing exactly what you are actively doing is truly astounding. I’m so sorry. You’re a perfect little snowflake and nothing you ever do is wrong. I’ll just leave you now to your sad unfulfilled life. Keep fucking that chicken mate.

No. To sum up it’s not what you said but they way you said it. There are many ways to say people shouldn’t smoke without coming off as a huge douche-bag, but you failed miserably. In short ...

It’s probably because your old and your critical thinking skills are deteriorating, but being right is not the same as not being a self-righteous little asshole.

I’m pretty sure his point is that you are behaving in a way that suggests you are a self-righteous little asshole.

Yup. Women never cheat. Women are never in need of forgiveness in a relationship.

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Alright ... I’ll accept it :)

What’s the strange thing?

If LeBron quit just because he lost 4 finals, he wouldn’t have won three. Or some other hot take that doesn’t make sense. Look, all I’m saying is that LeBron is a better soccer player than Messi.

I’m in complete disagreement with your characterization but more than in favor of lowering the decibel level here.

Not really. Calling President Obama a traitor for the Iran deal, now that is edgy. You’re the man now dog.

It was a subtle suggestion of what you should try. Traitor.

I think Trumps nomination pretty much proves we didn’t deserve President Obama. His candidacy and Presidency was just a fluke. An anomalous windfall that we will soon rectify by shooting ourselves in the face.

Marks the first standing ovation for an umpire ever.

The real tragedy is that Andersen Varejo couldn’t secure his team that Championship ring. On the positive side, Andersen Varejo helped his team win a Championship ring.

I for one think it’s just safest to stop making biopics and only make autobiopics. If they died then let’s make holograms of their corpses and animatronics that shit up! I saw Tupac selling beverages the other day and thought, at least he wasn’t casted as Will Smith. What a tragedy that would have been.

Why not just have competitive leagues you have to qualify for? Like real-life ... am I missing something? I haven’t played a game in the series since 2003, but man ... I think when I get my 4K tv this is going to be the first thing I do.

The answer to your second question is no. We could measure them at two separate spatial distances with two time pieces that are perfectly synced and compare the times of the measurements. We could not discover that it broke the speed of light/causality faster than the speed of light/causality, but after comparing the…