My only regret is that I only have one star to give.

YEP. Even if the ax-wielding criminal didn’t kill me, my parents definitely would have.

“Hey, can I borrow the car? Before you answer, remember that time I risked my life to save our livelihood and my grandfather from ax wielding robbers? Kthxbye!”

I know this is off topic but I mm shocked a Labrador did that. Every lab I've encountered has been the most docile creature

Panic attacks suck. They are the worst.

I just want to say I really appreciate your appreciation of Bo Jackson. He was the probably the greatest pure athlete of all time, and he was super nice to me when I met him when I was a kid.

I've never seen a panic attack explained as succinctly as you just put it. Thanks for that.

Some mundane observations: 1. The increasingly common phenomenon of world class athletes throwing baseball’s with all the dexterity and coordination of a blind baby monkey on mescaline proves without a doubt that particular athletes have very singular athletic talents, and that athleticism as a concept is not…

Heinrich had previously pleaded guilty to 25 federal child pornography charges, but denied any involvement in Wetterling’s disappearance.

Rural Southern California is scary. And I’m from rural Appalachia so that’s saying something.

I hate sweet tea.

You get jumped by Desnudas, and have to fight Antisemitic Elmo for the last cronut at the pop up. A Central Park magician smoking a Pall Mall butt saves you, but he maligns your Louboutin shoes as “over, ‘Trust Fund’ “ and laughs at your Mac-Man Cosmetics. He leaves you with “3/10, WOULDN’T” and slouches off cackling.…

A friend who used to work at Viacom described it like this: “imagine you just got out of work, and you’re trying to walk to your car, but there are ONE MILLION PEOPLE standing around it.”

Not even a little bit interesting. It’s like a McDonald’s PlayPlace for Midwestern adults.

Nope. Still the worst. Most antispectic place in NYC. When my least favorite friend from college came into town he stayed there; the better half at the time was skeptical of my misanthropy and pressed me on why I didn't like him. All I had to say was: we're meeting him at the Westin.

As a born and raised NYCer I can confirm, yes Times Square is indeed a craphole

If by shitty you mean clogged with tourists, chain restaurants found everywhere else in the US, and low-budget Elmo, then yes. It's still shitty.

If I get to Hell and it doesn’t look like Times Square, I am going to be genuinely perplexed.

I used to work nearby Times Square, and it was so awful that I would add to my commute time by walking around that black hole of humanity.

So much better shipping than HiddleSwift.