Mocks halting speech in incoherent tweet. Hmmmm. 

Does Deadspin know you hired Bill Simmons. 

Mets are a .500 team. They are where they deserve to be. Not good nor horrible. 

That’s a duck. 

How else do you recommend putting giant bats on the cover??

Muppet 1: Gottheimer is really against impeachment.

No Jerusalem. What does France have to do with this. 

Hey. I thought you were staying off Splinter. 

Because she has a time limit. She can’t just sit there and wait for this shitstain to run out the clock.

Solid comment. 

Marc Lasry owns the Milwaukee Bucks. Maybe a Deadspin splice please. Hm.

The irony of Cheri Bustos wanting to leave everything intact.

I know this is almost a year late - but that takedown was surgical. 

Imagine the mayhem if LaVar Bell was their father.

I loved The Sopranos ending. So what do I know. 

I never understood why pro-lifers ever made an exception for rape and incest.

For anyone complaining about worst ending. Come on now, fuck off.

Alert us when he graduates to wounded ducks.

His account was hacked. 

Vowels in a row. Next.