I’ve worked physical labor all my life and at 55, getting old means fighting through the pain of a new ailment or something on my body suddenly doesn’t work like it did before — every single day. Every doctor is pissy with you because you know they’re all full of shit. And all you see on TV are dick-pill (cialis)…

Headbust: one is a citizen of a country, but a resident of a state, county, or city.

I’ve never understood how sports makes you want to fuck another man’s ass. I guarantee these kids will be republicans (since they’re already “christianists”) — see Baylor, Penn State, Ohio State, Notre Dame, Michigan, Maryland, and any number of schools with their own annual sexual rapefests. If you tell me you’re…

Nobody likes Chappelle. He even supported trump. How long can he go?

2nd Amendment solution! Isn’t that what the commie-lovin’ conservatives always call for?

Great article; thanks for sharing!

Oh gawd, is this going to be another year of following every Cards’ loss? Goddamn, that was a boring waste of space. Matheny’s not a real coach, just a nice guy who doesn’t chew gum or spit for 4 hours on camera every day.

Try unsubscribing to their paper if you ever pay for it. It’s a living nightmare, among which they make you complete a lengthy hour-long live survey by a person before they cancel your subscription, all the while offering you micro-discounts to stay. Never again.

When girls learn how to PROPERLY suck cock, then I’ll consider licking slit, but only if it’s high-grade pussy that smells like roses. Otherwise, I’ll still with good, old-fashioned Internet porn.

Missouri used to be a Democratic state, but then the gunfags got control and everything is only two issues: abortion and guns. That’s all they fucking got. New repub governor’s first move? He kicked 61,000 elderly out of nursing homes and instituted a new scoring criterion for new admissions. The present is these…

If this is the best of this generation — along with Adele — this is goddamned sad. Ella Fitzgerald would stomp this billionaire’s pussy into the concrete with one long high note!

Patriots are cheaters, period. Tommie is a dick-sucker.

Tommie boy, forever linked with cheating, being a Trumpanzee, and being peed on by Brazilian pedophiles.

Can we get back to talking about Tommie Brady’s trumpanzee hat?

Tom Brady is the Donnie Trump of football. Won’t be watching this goddamned shitstain of a superbowl. Patriots are nothing but goddamned cheating pussies.

Anyone who took any part of ‘Fight Club’ seriously isn’t a serious person, just a confused one. It’s not about giving a fuck (caring) for yourself, it’s about caring for the other. That’s what makes the world less shitty.

Bullshit. It is sexist to name a general public event after an exclusive gender. The organizers should be shamed, as they do in the. GoT!

Maybe there’s a “2nd Amendment solution” that could be applied to Trump by some fanatic, or just some registered republican? The man is obviously a Russian agent who will create chaos here all the while making Russia look nice and tame to the rest of the world.

Chris Berman was, is, and will always be a goddamned joke. I can’t stand 99% of the assholes on broadcast sports who spend 45 seconds between every play telling me what I just fucking saw with my own two goddamned eyes. (And no, I don’t need the encyclopedic history of the player either; no one cares.)

Joe Scarborough and that woman who smirks for three hours each morning haven’t been told their show died circa 2007. Everyone hates them, especially their guests!