So he'll still be allowed to play and collect the same paycheck?

So tell me, if Lynch, when asked "what's going through your head right now with the Super Bowl only days away," offered "you know, I'm just focused on hitting the field and playing at my best" or some shit about Jesus or some regurgitated Gatorade ad copy like every other football player who talks to the media,…

So far as I can tell, the "he should just suck it up and do what Papa Goodell tells him" stance, when boiled down, becomes "he should be forced to do things he doesn't like because other people are forced to do things they don't like and everyone should be forced to do things they don't like because [points behind…

Easiest way to keep your information private: don't put it on the Internet.

Nope, it's totally accurate. He's an extremely lazy writer.

Maybe? I've taken countless different recommendations and, just, mehhhhhhh.

No, the Beatles were massively influential, many of my favorite rock bands/singers may not exist without them and they absolutely suck with vigor and unbridled enthusiasm.

Can't say Im a fan of them either, but still, The Beatles wre massively influential. I'd sooner fall eye-first on a screwdriver than listen to a Beatles album cover to cover.

I've literally never heard what people hear in Lil' Wayne. His rhyme schemes are weak and unimaginative, his lyrics are often straight up gibberish and his flow is remarkable in how inconsistent it is, not only track to track, but sometimes within the same song.

Their obsession with CLAM CHOWDAH is coming home to roost.

"Aaron Rodgers says he likes his balls overinflated."

Do you even know what "mansplain" means or are you just blindly stabbing at the Gawker/Jezebel Racism/Sexism/Cops Suck trifecta?

There was a time when I could even.

Yup. Women rarely have a desire to rip anyone's heart out (unless Stacy wears the exact same dress to this wedding, THAT BITCH), but speaking as a guy, way too many of us are way too weird, gross or genuinely unsettling/off-putting in some way.

I got to:

Oh, god, I remember that story.

Waltman.

Things may have changed since I ran planograms for Target, but outriggers were firmly attached to the ends of aisles and couldn't be moved. As a result, when a new planogram for an outrigger came down, you had to assess the nature of the merchandise and determine the best possible placement. This is how you ended up…

The melting candle is sensual and sexy or some shit. I dunno. My wife has one, we used it a few times, but it's not really my thing.

I thought it was hard-ass motherfucker. Either way, it sucks because when someone says someone went ham, I immediately want a sub.