Just to clarify this for the dumb-dumbs:

They are the reason they lost their kid. Fuck them.

You ain't kidding. I'm glad he's all happy with his gift, but goddamn, I kept waiting for blood while the kid was repeatedly putting his fingers in the blades.

Providing a lesson on why all drivers need to be aware and expectant of the person in front of them hitting the brakes, whether there's a reason for it or not.

Right, and Ray Rice never hit anyone until the first time he did.

It seems to suggest she's prone to violent behavior when she's drunk. I'd have dumped her ass, but to each their own.

Disappointments can happen as a result of one's best efforts and good intentions.

The sad thing is that he's an accomplished surgeon. The man isn't a quack, he just plays one on TV.

You don't have to be dumb enough to think the lyrics are referencing drugging a drink to see how rapey that song is.

Very. An accurate list would be as follows:

I would have thought it didn't feel like you were playing as him because all created wrestlers still look like melty wax statues in this series.

Just stopped in to make sure this was posted. Very good. Carry on, all.

This is what happens when a team owner thinks he can buy his way to a Super Bowl ring and doesn't care about anything else, like fielding a good team or having a stadium with field turf that's superior to the marshlands of Alabama.

Look, can we table all the talk of Ferguson and concentrate on the beautiful young lady all the way to the right in this photo?

"I don't trust these kiddie photogs, man. They creep me out."

The Jets are struggggggyleeeeeng, so they might as well give it a shot.

Christfuck. At the end of last winter, the first time I went to go get pizza without a jacket, I felt like I could have punched a hole in a mountain.

Poor girl.