Then don’t drive for Uber?

I’m bummed Alonso isn’t in the 500, but at the same time, it was a little arrogant of McLaren to think they could just SHOW UP to Indy and expect to compete.

If Uber just actually did what they say they do, they would be fine.

driver:

I’m the guy doing the “toot toot” arm motion.

Why do people go see NBA games?

no one goes to a sporting venue to witness a procession—there are parades and funerals for that kind of thing.

I assume the same note was on the wheel of that Ferrari 288 GTO that was stolen?

Obviously. Harley mastered the motorcycle design over 50 years ago, that’s why they haven’t changed it since!

“Billionaire doors”

I’ve never had so many fingers and iPhones pointed my direction,

First rule of journalism: never speak in absolutes.

and the shop rags can only be white.

This is some delusional self affirming bullshit, and I’m 100% behind it.

Ah yes, I’m sure you LUST over a Mazda6 or any of the CX crossovers. 

Your blind date will be mad when they think you drive a Maserati and you show up in that.

CC-ing Mr. Tracy

I know, look at those losers, Honda and Toyota, only 1st and 4th in global sales YTD 2019.