I cannot with this shit anymore. My head hurts. I’d have a panic attack but I’m all out of lung strength.

lol no

I thought these pseudo-intellectual masturbatory blogs were put to rest after we all realized there’s way more important shit right happening now than waging divisive, narrow-minded, childlike tantrums. Whenever you’re done whining over how terrible everyone but you is, get off the computer and go do something…

This videos get too goddamn real. I just watched “Heavy Boobs” the other day. I was cringe-laughing so hard my dogs got nervous.

I’m pretty sure this writer is just pissy because she had to write an article that didn’t treat New York as the center of the world.

RIGHT??? Not our job to bring the rest of the right-wing troglodytes into the modern world. And we’d be fine without the other 49 states because we have industries up the wazoo: tech, tourism, agriculture, entertainment, and education (the UC/CSU system and Stanford). The rest of the nation needs us more than we need…

You don’t know what you’re talking about.

Have some sympathy. These people don’t know what most words mean. Namely, “fetus.”

WTF does “rein in science” even mean? Did this person even hear what they were saying?

The way they look at women more as breeding cattle than anything else really grosses me out.

It has electrolytes.

Exactly. I know depression is more complicated than that. I also know it’s offensive and insulting to cry “depression!” when in reality all you are is an asshole.

Yeah, as soon as I posted that I thought, “You’re gonna get shit because that’s not how depression works.” And then I thought, “I DON’T CARE FINALLY SWEET JUSTICE.” I’m just tired of assholes hiding under the “depression” defense when really their only excuse is that they’re assholes.

Yeah, I should’ve edited myself. As a depression-haver for some time, I know it’s not as simple as that. I’m just tired of depression being used as a catchall term for everything from “I couldn’t find my other shoe” to “I invented a new type of sex offender.”

I know. I’m just sick of depression being used as a catchall for douche behavior. You’re not depressed. You’re just an asshole.

I’m glad this turned out the way it did, but I hope someone, somewhere will learn from this. Don’t invest in exotic pets you know next to nothing about. Only douchebags do that.

This guy sounds like he has “nice guy” syndrome. I could easily see him on OKC whining about how bitches don’t like him because they’re all gold-digging whores and he’s just “too nice.”

“Suffering from depression” my ass. He’s a chubby overfed white guy in a first world country. What could he possibly have to be depressed about aside from suffering from “nice guy” syndrome? Maybe this prison sentence will teach him what being depressed is really about. Or maybe realizing what a spoiled, entitled,…

I know in a lot of states if a pregnant woman is murdered and the fetus was viable outside the womb, it’s considered a double homicide. Which seems like a fine litmus test to me; I don’t know why it’s not more widely accepted.

I’m so sad for her. I know she and her husband will get through this. I WISH I had that kind of love in my life.