What? No corn milk?!?

Best to just avoid all of Arizona.

They should have taken her license p late, then called the cops to report her drunk driving once she left the drive through. She's so drunk she can kill someone in her car.

You don’t see either the flip flops or the open driver’s door of the vehicle she exited at the beginning of the video?

I’m happy to see her mending from her wound, and happy for her success. what I really want to know is, is she going to press charges against the joker who shot her, or just let him walk?

If they had confessed back when they were arrested, then they could have saved the taxpayers money and they probably would have already served their sentences by the time the virus hit. That’s what Felicity Huffman did. Throw their asses in jail, otherwise they get rewarded for lying about their crimes and delaying…

Yea the staged photos should have made it obvious. Did people think that Aunt Becky and her daughters just enjoyed dressing up as athletes and taking pictures?

It’s not a groundbreaking revelation, but it’s good to see it confirmed. Also, you assumed correctly, but a lot of people actually chimed in defending the daughters because they believed their laughable “I had no idea!” act. When it comes to pretty people, the public is infinitely gullible. 

I just assumed with the staged photos this was obvious?

A small amount in a really strong coffee.

Fried corn milk coming to the next post-Covid Iowa State Fair.

came here to say ‘corn nipples’

Corn milk??

this whole thread is a pete buttigieg speech

Good god. I read that, and accidentally conjured the elevator scene in with the dancing baby dressed as a girl in a bee suit dancing to a Lemonheads cover band doing “Two Princes.”

“You’re experiencing a weird Ellen DeGeneres ouroboros”

I can’t say I care about any of these players but what you said was quite eloquent and beautiful.

You’re experiencing a weird Ellen DeGeneres ouroboros:

I didn’t see any mental health issues being manipulated here, just someone asking a woman about a famous ex and that woman trying to get out of saying anything of substance about her. It ended in a car crash of a metaphor, but whatever mental health struggles she may have didn’t really play into it.

Then you swerve, narrowly avoiding The Scary Door.