Driver/sales workers is insane to have with truck drivers. They aren’t even on the same license.

Ever since I was a kid, I have had to talk myself out of doing this exact thing.

Hey I don’t know you

“It’s not who you are underneath, it’s what you do that defines you.”

A trophy shaped like Ms. Bozarjian’s butt?

Who randomly touches someone’s back like that?

Of all the things I worry about as a parent, winding up in jail and away from my family due to mercilessly beating someone who hurt my kids is at the top of that list.

They are defending their own actions.

“Honey, I was just trying to dislodge the stick up her ass, so she could be a happier creature in God’s creation.”

It seems as though they are quoting her tweet, but the person who wrote that headline should be fired. And not even for seemingly downplaying sexual assault, which...

As an old white Republican pretending to be a young black Democrat, I just want to say

We’ve been making that assumption since 2004 when Diebold’s president promised Bush Ohio.

Yeezus is Gotham?

The GOP rebranded as the party of no.

When I’m asked if I’m a veteran, I always reply I was too busy fighting domestic terrorists, racists, and homophobes in the 90s to go to Kosovo.

I always wonder how many pro-life people drink/text and drive.

Money gets people to change if it hits them in the pocketbook. That is why scaled fines are the only humanitarian way to police a society.

Did Ronnie realize TVs came in color?

I wonder if he can grow anything more than a pedo-stache.