This is savage af and I am here for it.

Everyone is so extra and I am here for it.

I wanna marry this dress, and have lots of impressionist babies with it.

For any long evening dress/gown you have got to kick the front so it flicks forward and that way your foot lands on the floor and not on the dress.

Yeah, I remember that happened!

This man 😍

Episode 1 I genuinely couldn’t stand him.

Except there have been several references to Will being gay (mainly from bullies) and they are clearly playing it that he has some kind of unrequited crush on Mike.

Right, so I would never walk to the bathroom in bare feet but when I’m in the library or when I can I slip off my shoes because I have bad feet and I am in constant pain. Shoes (even with insoles) really hurt my feet because I can’t move and stretch them in the way I need to.

You are very sensible, fancy teaching classes about this?

In a blind item he also allegedly harrassed a young actress (likely Saorsie Ronan) and another older actress took her under her wing (Jodie Foster by the sound of it).

Today seems to be showing how deep this craptacular abscess goes eh?

Perhaps, but I feel that there’s a difference between getting a meeting with Obama and having a relationship with the wider family.

He might if there was access to her father.

BBC3 was being moved entirely online at this point as a way to save money. I think they figured there’s room for only one sci-fi show on their budget and that’s Dr Who. Which is a massive shame.

Man that fuckin show broke my heart so many god damn times.

It’s the classic British backhand.

Also, west of Scotland and Glasgow prefer Edin-bra. Edin-bur-uh is pretty middle class/chookter, the vowel-extending bastards.

In the UK we use plenty of male-related genitalia insults as well though.

This Scottish person agrees. We even turn relatively inoffensive words into swear words.