Someone missed a mundane detail, like a decimal point. 

That’s basically what Civic owners think an intake and exhaust do...

I do zero work for the first 30mins every day. It’s RedBull and Jalopnik time.

It’s 7AM in real America buddy. Now I’ll have to go back to clinging to guns and religion when I wake up...

We’re just going to have to play the Home Game

I know I’m certainly not going to just settle in and start being productive. I’ve got do something while my coffee cools down a bit!

This is the correct take. What am I supposed to do now at 8 o’clock in the morning, when I get to my office? Work?

He probably ran out of film digits before he got around to shooting real wheel shots.

Seriously dude, have you seen what digital film costs these days? It’s ridiculous!

There’s also the dead tree...

I always get concerned when a boat over 20' is stored outside long without a shrink wrap or a proper temp cover. If you’re not willing to spend a 5% of the purchase price on your floating money pit to keep it from rotting/deteriorating/molding to shit I’m not so sure buying a potential project car from them is a great…

why are notifications buried underneath 2 further clicks now?

Pfft, he wishes that were plywood. That’s OSB.

plywood is pretty affordable

My own driveway indicates that I should not clutter-shame any other.

Never had such strong cubbyhole envy until I saw these pictures. I love me some good cubbyholes. I want me some good cubbyholes.

His storage/cubbyhole game is strong, though.

I'm about to find out what the story is. This car is 47 miles from me and I just took the day off to check it out. And my bank has a branch 10 minutes away. 

I spy a bottle of FreBreze.  And this thing is gonna need it.  

Nope, I’m afraid once it’s in Kinja for more than 15 minutes it’s written in stone.