Ha ha right?! This is one of those cars where the list of stupid little things seems endless. Then there’s that…

Unclear about the engine but it has a CB? I take it so in case the Pier 1 Imports they trek to is out of cell range they can call for help when ultimately the starter goes bad. “Breaker breaker any good buddies out there? I got a 10-4 emergency and can’t get it started...Mayday, over and out.”

On top of that, it started as a Jeep Wrangler,  arguably one of the most expensive used vehicles in the US today.  Why deviate from stock?  I don't remember them being maligned for there looks in the early 90s, so to me this is a sad attempt at looking like you own a Hummer with a vehicle that was desirable enough as…

That bit about the Pontiac 6000 gave me a huge...blast of nostalgia since my first real girlfriend had one. That caught fire. A little over 100 yards from the driveway.

You made me want to buy poor Suzy to save her from Fred.

You win the day!

Aww, now I’m really sad for that poor little Suzuki.

> tipping point calculations for an ‘88 Suzuki

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Still a better love story than Twilight.

I would mud the fuck outta Suzy and seldom, if ever, was her. This little sweetie deserves the great outdoors!!

Brilliant!!!

Isn’t it enough that Aunt Becky got knee deep in the bad side of academia? Now you want to involve wholesome, wacky Joey in some bad goings on? How rude!

HTO — I endorse your decision to have a pet platypus named George. Just watch out when it get all horndog because their venom is nasty!

Nicely done

As this isn’t that common knowledge, the title really should have been:

WTF am I seeing here???

The plaid seats alone make this car worth the price. They look like one of Herb Tarlek’s suits.

This thing could be the cleanest looking, no obvious red flags looking Cayenne on the market at a steal of a price and I don’t think I’d want to do business at “Drive Away Auto Sales”.

Had the dream summer internship at Porsche R&D in Weissach the summer of 1997. Worked in the department who put this together. Most of the guys had small pictures of it at their work stations (Germans normally aren’t ones for such display), and when asked about it, smiled and spoke of it fondly.