Somebody better tell everyone it’s 8 oz cups. Does anybody drink 8 oz cups of coffee any more?

But how many scarves will Brad Pitt wear in the sequel? Will he also make pancakes?

OMG TRENT REZNOR IS (PROBABLY) GOING TO FINALLY DO THE SOUNDTRACK TO A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE MOVIE AND ALL MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE

Has the hierarchy of the UMC ever visited their own church in Hollywood? It’s long been the most inclusive mainline denomination church in town. (The AIDS ribbon has been there for 25 years)

Egads, SO much this!

Ah, but how to you relieve the “Morning Glory*” effect the next day?

* When you take your daily constitutional and those pain receptors in your butt, fire off.

That was unnecessarily rude.

it’s going one huge Jez hangout, harlots.

I don’t have to imagine what it would be like for humans and dinosaurs to live together; I’ve seen Jurassic Park.

“There is a great deal of not just poetry and prose in the Bible, but from what I’ve read almost every piece of history that’s in the Bible has eventually been proven,” says Rev. Ray Hurt, who preaches in Mercer County.

*checks calendar*

Elongated “X” in the teaser poster looks like a chromosome. That would fit with a human-alien hybrid story arc.

I always wait an hour-hour and a half before I eat more. People get so impatient and keep eating. Remember kids! You can always get higher, you can’t get un-high lol.

if we can kick the repubs out of wisconsin, imagine the possibilities.

Of all the dumb ass V&TL we have in NY State, somehow this is still legal... And I see it all the time. Usually just as you see it here.

I was in Portland Oregon in the early ‘90s and briefly dated a hippie chick who had a golden lab. So one day we got super baked (duh), went to the park with the dog, and then walked back to her car, which was parked on the top floor of a parking garage.

So horseshoe crab blood is so valuable because pharmaceutical companies use it as a way to detect for contamination in medications. The blood attaches itself to certain bacteria strains that don’t retain the typical purple dye used for other strains. It goes for about $15k a quart and scientists can bleed the crabs…

Based on your comment history, you clearly hate Jezebel and find it beneath you. I’m gonna give you some advice: You don’t have to read it! It’s really that simple. Secondly, you have a hard time with the meaning of words, such as “misogyny,” “satire” and “jokes.”

My favorite antique shop find:

They are not all scary! Mine is cute as a button.