Nonsense!

Hey! Hey! Lagomorphs have feelings!

Sensodyne all damn day you guys. Why do the other brands even exist? It makes your teeth hurt less, it tastes nice, it comes in multiple varieties (current: the whitening ‘repair’ formula, dentist recommended) and it’s PASTE, not goop.

I always have Ativan in my purse when I fly because flying is awful. But I need to up my drug game. Valium with a Xanax chaser?

I would love a 4 day work week, I know people who work 9 hour days and take every second friday off and it’s like this magical boost to their quality of life. The company loses 0 hours of productivity, too. I’d work 10 hours 4 days a week for every Friday (or Monday) off, no question.

This has been the biggest advantage of getting an IUD for me. I got it in January, and now I barely have a period anymore. There’s a bit of spotting, and I might have 1-2 days of light bleeding when my tracker app tells me I should be having my period, but that’s it. I haven’t had any cramping since February. Shit is…

OMG and the song!!

When I was little I used to love this movie, still do:

I can’t remember where, but I was reading an article the other day about a mall that repurposed the stores into apartments.

Columbus Commons replaced the old City Center Mall in downtown Columbus, OH.

What’s really amazing is that people follow a McDonald’s twitter account in the first place to see the tweet.

Yeah, when I read “eating an Antelope goes horribly wrong” I assumed the antelope had antlers that punctured the snake after it was swallowed or as it was being vomited back up so they both wound up dead. Just barfing up a big lunch and being captured but not killed is an annoying outcome, not “horrible”.

Why the hell can’t a human being not leave the snake digest its meal in peace. What an asshole. The snake won’t become any danger in the next two weeks as it is too lazy digesting the animal...

You magnificent son of a bitch.

If you disgorge an antelope, does that mean it’s a cantaloupe?

Seattle is the same, only our sheep wear black on our long, dark winter days. Sometimes the glow from the phone is the only warning you have that a pedestrian has jaywalked in front of your car without looking up.

Alternative: I fucking love cocaine!

Sometimes the snow wins:

ANY dog can attack for unknown reasons. Regardless of breed. Dalmatians and poodles (!) are notorious attackers, even though pits get the bad rap.