Perhaps I should have said almost entirely. But give me a break: This is the equivalent of sourcing a story about the media being unfair to Trump from Breitbart commentors.

I see your thermal carafe, and raise you an insulated gravy boat. It’s basically a plastic gravy boat with some voodoo type liquid in the base (aka. water) that you nuke and fill. Keeps the gravy hot, and people still know it’s a gravy boat.

Making sure I follow your logic: A dude breaks the law, so instead of sending him to prison as punishment, we pay for him to go to college?

But did you get a... ...Splinter?

This made me laugh, you dick. +1 framing hammer.

You’er asking Hamilton Nolan if adults drink milk. I’d suggesting asking an actual adult instead.

Wow. Pretty sure I saw the exact same take in the comments section of Breitbart. Nice job, dude.

Tell you what. Live in the same neighborhood as a halfway house sometime, and complain why there aren’t more. I’m going to guess your point of view might change. Mine did.

Sooooooo, a story critical of prisons that’s sourced entirely from unverified anecdotes from convicted felons. Color me shocked. Good hire, Splinter!

I like to serve mine from a gun-shaped gravy boat while exercising my freedom of speech about how awful vegetarians are while also practicing my religion of worshiping Roux, the Greek god of gravy.

It’s a truly desperate man that buys jarred pre-made gravy. I’m sorry, my friend. If you accidentally hit your aunt’s car leaving her house that sad Thanksgiving, God has forgiven you. 

Hitler preferred ham for Thanksgiving, too...just sayin’. 

I will try to respond in a rational manner, but know that I have very strong feelings on this:

Ever played football as a kid? The way they pick the kicker is by lining every kid up and having them kick field goals. Whoever sucks the worst keeps his normal position, but also gets to be the kicker. Nobody on the field is a puss.

I hate you so much right now.

Hey, that’s swell. You have a good day.

I...I don’t know what that means. But you write good cooking posts, so carry on, my friend.

A state banning the use of plastic bags within their limits is regulating intra-state commerce. And multi-state employers can offer the same plan to their employees even if it doesn’t comply with state mandates under the ERISA law. My guess would be that states are able to regulate insurance products based on how they…

Funny...seems spot on to me. And a number of others based on the likes the comment has received. I’m sure we’re all just crazies who think the constitution is a pretty good thing though.

Thank you. There’s somebody further up carping about state rights. This is the definition of interstate commerce.