This is a classic example of interstate commerce. When states agreed to join the union, they specifically gave the feds the right to regulate interstate commerce.

I’m agnostic on whether the stuffing needs to be in the bird, but if it doesn’t contain the giblets, the stuffing maker should be forced to sit in the car until the meal is over.

Wait, there’s such a thing as bad stuffing?

I’m guessing he feels disgrundled after that hit.

This is excellent and underappreciated. Not that anyone will ever see my comment, mind you.

But the football teams and the NFL somehow exist for the purpose of social justice?

Number 13 on the Bucs gets fined, right? Not so much for the cowardly hit, but he threw punches when Lattimore was on the ground.

Which is why Democrats passed cap and tax when they had a majority in the House, a filibuster proof majority in the Senate, and the Presidency. Oh wait, cause yeah even they didn’t want to be on the hook for economic suicide.

I do not get what people see in it. It’s not terrible...there’s just nothing special about it. Like Papa John’s. Or Ohio.

This reminds me of perhaps one of the best Family Guys clips ever:

True, but the odds of getting stabbed are much higher at Chuck E. Cheese versus Papa John’s.

Nah, dude: The Yuengling of pizza. It’s not very good, but a not that small contingent of people are convinced it’s way better than it is.

An actual shoebox is the only uglier thing you could wear on your feet than New Balance dad-shoes...on second thought, nah. Nothing’s uglier than New Balance dad-shoes.

Good. College educate desk monkeys (like me) have no reason for forming a union unless they want to be lazy and act like they run the place. Want to run a business? Start your own.

D-Bag here. Unions are fine, but they have to be careful not to kill the golden goose. Looks like they did in this case.

Wait, is this one of those caption contests?

That’s an amazing quote! Where’d you get that from?

That’s a comment I can get behind.

This is an absolute outrage. First, Trump cuts off the illegal direct payments to the evil insurers that pad their bottom line, and now more people are able to afford health insurance. How is the kinja commentariat class supposed to twist themselves into rage knots?

This was one of the few times that the Deaspin style guide for referring to nut shots was entirely correct. I do believe Stephenson got both the dick AND the balls.