Man, I don’t know about this. While I credit anyone for taking the course if they’re not sure, I just think you know in your soul if you want to ride or not.

My alternate handle is “The Most Alcoholic Man In The World”.

Never heard of it until now, but would love to be proved wrong. The Bar Director at Momofuku group is a fan based on the brand website, which is no small thing, but if the whisky is that good, YOU DON’T MIX IT IN A COCKTAIL!!!!! Given the quality of similarly priced single malts that I know to be excellent, I’m just…

Do you favor them with any particular accompaniment? I’m not a dessert person in general, but love them with a creme brulee, flowerless chocolate cake, or salted caramel/chocolate concoction after dinner. Not that they don’t go fine a capella.

Despite the hyperbole, you are a bad, bad person to even make such a joke (not that Ardbeg isn’t a fine drink).

Said everyone in the world ever.

Was going to rag you until I read the last line. Excellent work!

Exactly. I mean, there’s WAY worse shit out there than Johnnie, but plenty of really good stuff that’s cheaper.

If there was an alcohol made whose sole purpose was to troll Johnnie Walker, your post would be the homepage for the brand.

Not to be a snob, but [puts on snob hat, snob glasses, and snob coat and tie) blended scotches are for homeless people. I would gladly take one bottle of Talisker over five bottles of Johhnie Walker Blue. Nothing says “I’m rich, but I’m also clueless and have bad taste” than Blue.

Talisker, my friend. The finest of any number of fine Scotches.

Wait, you know how rape works, right?

My wife would never watch me pee, because she already knows how it will end. The only question is how much will wind up on the floor.

In fairness, it takes a long time for that toilet pie they call deep dish to cook through.

Grasshopper vag is also nothing to be taken lightly. 

Joe Biden is extremely likable in a funny drunk uncle sort of way. The other three are the least likable human beings I can think of. Elizabeth Warren is a shrill nag of an old woman. Al Franken is like a boring version of Jeff Goldbloom’s character in Jurassic Park, and Bernie Sanders reminds me of a decomposing…

Thank God my people had the cultural exposure, too. Every recipe for Irish food is literally “Find a crappy piece of meat and the most fart smelling vegetables you can get your hands on. Put everything in a big pot of water with not enough salt. Boil until the meat is grey (but still tough), and vegetables are limp to…

+ 1 (hundred thousand in student debt, and a degree in “internet journalism”)

Einstein was actually misquoted.

Where’s HamNo when we need him? Just kidding...no one needs him for anything anytime.