I once got ejected in high school but I preempted it by getting out of the car.

It’s the catchers’ fault. Should have called for their sliders.

I sent one about how Deadspin isn’t asking the real questions in sports like, “If woodpeckers can bang their head against trees for hours on end why doesn’t science woodpeckerize football player heads?”

Kobe didn’t rape that girl...... Mike Tyson maybe but this slut new he was married set his reservation and room. She knowingly was involved in cheating not rape. Quit smearing the goat because you are some ugly bitch that needs to get laid. Tired of you dumb bitches like you

Bama, Nova - both teams known affectionately by the last 4 letters

But he killed Apollo Creed in the ring, so that has to be worth something.

I suppose you want to take my baby’s gun away too.

Scout: The rumor is your mother is a prostitute.

Remember, that was the year that JaVale McGee

Bullet Time? Did someone say Bullet Time?

Not surprised. You sheeple need to wake up. Stadium scams? Please. The real money is in underground mascot race action. Julio winning at +3500 is the reason the Marlins got sold. But you didn’t hear it from me.

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

Oh really? Wow, I’m surprised. I’ve made some changes, added a few teams, and I think I’ve made it work now. Wizards DEFINITELY say yes this time.

Very true - I mean look at last year. Both Harden and Westbrook shot more, made less, and turned it over more than John Wall and they’re both fucking trash.

Pats up by 1 or 2 late, Eagles maneuver into chip shot range, Pats call timeout right at the snap as the kicker bangs it through, on the re-do a Pats player uses illegal leverage to block the kick and it doesn’t get called.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

The only password I use is ‘9/11’ because I never forget it.

Sharks and Jets just won’t stop going at it, eh

Haha. Dude, White Bear fucked me up. I remember watching it and then just sitting there in silence after it was done, not moving. I’ve been rewatching some older episodes lately, but I don’t know if I can watch that one again, even though it is one of my favorites.