Rose and Camp: Gilded, Stern, Are Dead.

God: [dumps snow on New York]

Yes, putting the black guy on sax and having it be the only instrument that doesn't actually function is much better.

+1 gallon of orange drink

For those interested, all the offending parodies are here:

Blackskins Celebrate "Salute To Service" By Honoring Slaves

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well-healed

Detroit Flying Target™s

4EVR8-8 was unavailable

BREAKING: Jeffrey Loria pulls bait-and-switch on Miami citizen

+ 3/5

Bargnani appears to be going Full Muresan

In keeping with recent Braves tradition, the debate on a voter referendum did not get past the first round.

When asked for comment, Big Papa threw his hands in the air, effusive of true players

Bosh demonstrated the importance of binary code by showing off his 10 championship rings

They were just using makeup to cover the small pocks on their faces

A Schiano Man tips 15% on the pre-tax subtotal