After begrudgingly accepting a job no other famous person wanted but a few days ago, Kevin Hart has stepped down as host of the Oscars.

There’s a very cute and slightly worrying picture making the rounds on the Internet of a seal that appears to have affixed a playful kitty cat tail to the wrong end of its body. In fact, seals have no use for cat costumes, and this is an image of a Hawaiian monk seal with an eel up its nose. Ah, of course, eels: the…

Faye Dunaway memorably took to the stage at the Academy Awards nearly two years ago, but she hasn’t been under the Broadway spotlights in a long, long time.

In an act of celebrity diplomacy, Natalie Portman has apologized for a comment she made earlier this week while doing publicity for her forthcoming film Vox Lux, in which she plays a pop star.

USA Gymnastics filed for bankruptcy in Indianapolis on Wednesday as the organization continues to reckon with the Larry Nassar serial sexual abuse scandal, including a slew of civil suits.

Whether a woman is allegedly poisoning her doppelgänger with a certain decadently creamy dessert, or a gated community full of racist white residents is leveraging their desire for a Cheesecake Factory as an excuse to secede from the city it is located within, cheesecake news is literally never good. But cheesecake is …

For me the Golden Globes is a slideshow of regal outfits and, about five hours later, a list of prize-winners, for I have little curiosity as to what Ricky Gervais, Jimmy Fallon, and Seth Meyers have to say (Tina Fey and Amy Poehler being the notable recent exceptions). But this I would watch.

Cardi B has for the first time released a photograph of her and Offset’s freakin’ adorable 5-month-old baby girl Kulture. I think Kulture likes pink.

The embattled former head of CBS, Les Moonves, reportedly destroyed evidence and deceived investigators in an attempt to prevent damage to his reputation and his severance package, according to a draft of a report drawn up for the board at CBS, and obtained by The New York Times.

In New York City, a premiere screening of Lifetime’s forthcoming documentary series Surviving R. Kelly was reportedly evacuated on Tuesday night after a gun threat was called into the venue.

What is going on?? Does no Hollywood pitch meeting end in not-a-movie?

In Tuesday Dirt Bag news: a golden boy once wept, his tears almost certainly mingling with the audio frequencies of a dour Sufjan Stevens track.

Two weeks ago, the New York Times published a scathing exposé on Facebook’s internal practices that included reporting on the company’s work relationship with a Republican-linked firm called the Definers Public Affairs that used fake news against the company’s critics. According to the Times, Definers was hired by…

Why must Pinocchio be perfected? Isn’t it enough that my adult nightmares are still infested with half-donkey-half-liar life forms?

Honestly if I didn’t have so much Great British Baking Show to catch up on I would probably watch this?

Remember Andrew Garfield? The new Spider-Man once upon a time? Now do you?

In a statement to The Daily Beast on Wednesday, Stormy Daniels said that when her lawyer, Michael Avenatti, filed a defamation suit against Donald Trump on her behalf it was also against her wishes. She also says he started a legal defense fundraising site for her without her knowledge.

A new accusation of sexual assault, as well as the suggestion of an attempted cover-up, have been lodged against Les Moonves, who resigned in September from his perch at the head of CBS after 12 women told the New Yorker that he had sexually assaulted or harassed them.

Internet browsers the world over will likely be familiar with the video of that lizard falling from a marble countertop as it struggles to eat a salad.

I will begin Dirt Bag, as I often do, with a marriage.