That’s right Clayton! Show him the heater!
-Jamie Moyer.

You’ve got a nice, crisp Tubman coming your way some day.

Or, for Kinsler, it was like “Chinese Food and Movie Day”.

Fine.

Have you looked at the projections this season? They’re supposed to finish in third place. They also won the World Series with 83 wins less than a decade ago.

I hate Yadi. “Yadi is this”. “Yadi is that”. “Yadi takes control”. Fuck Yadi and Fuck the Cards.

Believe it or not, this isn’t about you, cubs fan

These posts fill me with absolute joy. Hopefully there are 151 more of these.

How many losses already?! Count ‘em, Popp!!!

Panda: Eats, Leaves

Good.

The sad thing is, this is the only dirt track racing Tony Stewart is allowed to participate in now.

Theirs a differance bitween shortaning ur sentences with net abbrevs and strait up bucharing the Englis langwage.

You're stupid.

“Why always me?” —Fan sitting in Row Z

NO ITS OUR FAULT DIDNT YOU READ. Anything that happens on earth from now untill ever is the direct cause of man. Earth will never again be allowed to change climates as this would displace us, and also make us feel guilty.

So a 1 mm/year change in water level is making the pole wander up to 60 km per year? I wonder how rapidly it was changing thousands of years ago when a far greater mass per year of ice age glacier was melting?

Was this part of the street a bike lane? If so, then fuck her - I say lock her ass up and throw away the key.

wouldn’t that just be a bicyclist?

The 0-3 Cardinals have struck out a combined 37 times in their three losses. There’s always the next game!