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“I try my best to avoid getting wet.”

And here I thought that Shakespeare guy is doing an amazing job and getting recognized more and more.

HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY, YOU AMBIENT PILE OF SHED ORANGUTAN HAIR.

I’ve been saying for a while that as far as actually affecting marginalized people’s lives, the median of “Trump Presidency” and “Pence Presidency” are actually probably equal, BUT the lower tail of “Trump Presidency” is a nice fat nuclear war.

She was magnificent during the entire grilling. Sessions version is like piss dribbling down a leg.

This is her at the hearings for the eighth (!!) Benghazi hearing. This is the person I want sitting across from Putin. She’s thinking Is that all you’ve got?

Not to mention the only time she bristled was when the questioning was starting to take shots and her underlings. I forget the quote, but she basically said “say what you want about me, but don’t you dare suggest that the people who have dedicated their lives to the safety of our country intentionally missed a threat.”

This fucking Travelocity Gnome needs to be strung up by his short’n curlies. What’s with this “ I can’t recall” bullshit? When they grilled Hillary for HOURS she never took the ‘who me?’ route like this pocket sized motherfucker is using. Inexcusable.

The difference between his and Comey’s testimony was stark. Comey came across as boy scout and Sessions looks guilty as hell.

OK, new rule: any sitting government official who answers ‘I can’t recall’ to any question about critical meetings they had under 6 months ago they had should be removed from office, because they are either a liar or have mental issues that disqualify them.

Nah. That’s not Trump’s move. He’s going to fire Sessions.

The over 2,200 companies include ConEd, Subaru, Toyota, and T-Mobile, thanks in part to Sleeping Giants, an activist group which tweets several times a day at companies which unwittingly advertise there via third-party vendors.

High school me would just have just said fuck it and chucked the bra. If you thought the straps were distracting wait until you see these G’s sway.

Yeah, no. Trump isn’t going to get a replacement. No one will take the job. He’s too toxic.

Ha ha! Back to the dead tree, racist Keebler elf!

The fact that she printed them out and it was known that the media received what was a paper copy was probably enough for them to find her quickly even without the watermark.

Am I going crazy, or did I just read that people are about to lose their houses because they were expected to pay for poisoned water?

What a dumbfuck

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.