It’s good to see intelligent people ignoring the idiots, however orange they might be, and doing what is right for this planet regardless of money.

“Unicorns of Death” new band name called it.

Before you give this article a hard time thinking that is serious, he’s satirizing the piece they wrote on vulture about WW.

Wow, look at how supreme those white people are. Truly a shining example of evolution at its peak.

Well obviously. I can’t think of an administration more desperately in need of ethics waivers since they are completely devoid of the former.

TwitterAudit Says 67 Million of Katy Perry’s Followers Are Fake

I think the other two are getting ready to do the racist thing, they’re just slow on the draw. Svetlana Fistcheeks here, though, just seems fucking lost.

she’s either the smartest or dumbest player on the team.

In an even more alarming overreach, when the Japanese team saw this photo, they went out and committed Croatian genocide.

I feel like you’re not quite getting it.

I’m sorry I had no idea MVP standed for most victorious player.

Once I was walking down the street in Chicago and a man suddenly put their hands over my eyes and said “Guess who?” I guessed the only man I knew in Chicago, but it wasn’t him. I turned around and it was Bill Murray! I said “Bill Murray!” He then laughed at me, picked me with a big bear hug, and deposited me in a…

Think I’ve told this one before, but back when the Vancouver Grizzlies existed Michael Jordan walked into a bike shop that a family friend owned while Chicago was in town. He picked out some expensive mountain bike and his handler came to the family friend and said “Michael Jordan wants this bike”, after telling him…

I used to own a PR firm (sold it in ‘08) and PowerBar was one of our clients. Among their many sponsored athletes was Lance Armstrong. We went down to Austin a couple times to film him doing short pieces on various new products. This was after he had won six Tours and was at the height of his fame.

Not even a petty celebrity story, but it’s the only one I have, so I’ll share it since it’s super awkward:

I stayed at a hotel in San Antonio when the Suns were playing the Spurs in the playoffs. The night before the game I was in the hotel bar, and Mike Breen, Jon Barry and Jeff Van Gundy,were who was televising the game for ESPN, were at the other table. Van Gundy got a phone call, and he just started yelling into the…

In college, Newt Gingrich came to my school to speak. He visited my class, which focused on the UN and the history of NGOs and IGOs. We got into a discussion about Iran and he rambled on about how they hate us because they hate modernity. I raised my hand to point out that there is probably still asked degree of…

My fiancé and I were spearing fish in the Bahamas last Thursday. She went down about 30 feet and speared a nice snapper, but was too tired to bring the fish up herself. So she came to the surface and I went down to get the fish. I brought the fish up and handed her the spear with the fish on it. As she was swimming…

I once fed a raccoon a pop tart while sitting at a bus stop. The dude just took pieces of it from my hand. That was a chill ass raccoon.