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Sorry, where did they say anyone was being tricked into eating anything?

TWO articles in The Takeout in the same day that could have been slideshows but weren’t? Either SOMEBODY is getting fired, or you finally figured out how much we hate them.

Curious as to the production values. Not curious enough to sign up — I won’t give one red cent to this venture — but wondering what kind of home studio situation he has going on, if he has professional help or is setting it up himself, etc.

Is he done with sexually harassing people, too?

“like-minded creatives”

Truly the “you can’t fire me, I quit!” of celebrity chefs leaving a city they were kicked out of for reprehensible behavior...

I don’t remember anything about it either, so if this is supposed to be a nostalgia pull, it’s a fail.

Except that I doubt the typical Incel has the income needed to buy one.

I saw the Cybertruck referred to as the IncEl Camino and that’s how I will forever think of it. 

As my grandmother says, “It’s bologna that’s putting on airs.”

Mortadella deserves its time in the spotlight. It’s fucking delicious. 

This was also on the local evening news yesterday, so I guess the “social media users” who noticed it are really just an astroturf campaign by McDonald’s.

Honestly, Subway cookies are actually one of their better items, I just never go there for sandwiches anymore. I liked their wraps, but they’re like $15 now so never mind.

Why are all those people offering their credit card info in order to watch this?

Note that you are not allowed to use your hands when eating the free footlong cookie, and must maintain eye contact with the cashier or sandwich artist. 

I will abso-fuckin-lutely cram 12 inches of cookie into my gaping maw.

So far I’ve resisted McDonalds’ marketing ploys of coming up with some kind of gimmick to charge absurd prices for meals they already have on their menu, but dammit, I loved those McNugget figures as a kid and this is gonna be hard. Fuck you, McDonald’s.

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