Hamologist

6/23/21

And he was caught because Vice magazine didn’t wipe the geodata from pictures taken during an interview with McAfee before posting them on their website.

6/22/21

Thank you for reminding me to re-watch "Wag the Dog."

6/22/21

But nobody is Oscar-baiting with a portrayal of that larger percentage of . . . let’s just use mental health as an example, but this isn’t about the generalized anxiety and mild depression cases that are of note mostly because the pharmaceutical industrial complex wants a larger market. It’s the less than five or so pe…

6/22/21

It’s because fat reporters work at newspapers, not on TV.

6/22/21

He was apparently drinking quarts of melted ice cream daily to reach Fat Mac size, and I think Kaitlin Olson did an interview where she said he was wheezing in his sleep to the point where she was seriously concerned for his health.

6/22/21

It’s about time Black and brown people were able to participate in the hideous aesthetic of nude-color underwear.

6/22/21

Compounded by the fact that “Friends” is kind of a lame show on the best of days, and Fat Monica wasn’t a comedic high-water mark.

6/22/21

That’s probably because race, gender and disability aren’t anywhere in the same ballpark as being fat, not least because there are plenty of actors whose weight has fluctuated either naturally as a process of aging or due to slimming down for health reasons.

6/22/21

It’s just not a true Bob Odenkirk hot dog without mayostard.

6/21/21

Ooh! My turn!

6/21/21

He looks like if you combined Tim and Eric.

6/21/21

I felt the same way about Lena Dunham and Adam Driver’s relationship in “Girls.”

6/21/21

I forget the name of it, but the one I wasted the most time with was World War I themed.

6/21/21

Although, Springfield’s polymer handgun line or at least the vast majority of it are rebranded pistols from . . . I want to say Croatia? That’s a bit closer to the comparison.

6/21/21

I’m thinking “Lil Dapper.” “Lil” because he clearly emigrated from Munchkin Land, and “Dapper” because Ben Shapiro is all about that dry ass P-word.

6/21/21

Yessir, the mortgage check for that European castle is in the mail.

6/20/21

This is purely anecdotal, but why is it that comma abusers always seem to be the ones with strong opinions about how bad everyone else's grammar is?

6/20/21

No budget too steep! No sea too deep!

6/18/21

Somewhat related, there was a great Florida Man story a few years back about an old guy who doused a raccoon in gasoline and set it ablaze for stealing fruit from his mango tree.

6/18/21

I’m getting strong Navy SEALs copypasta energy from this guy’s threat.