Just try and explain that to my 17 year old daughter who will be a freshman in college next year. 

Yes -but make sure the sauce is the first ingredient in and cross hatch the noodles on top of the sauce (or they blob up).

Yes -but make sure the sauce is the first ingredient in and cross hatch the noodles on top of the sauce (or they…

Recommendations of the National Football League Physician Society Task Force on the Use of Toradol® Ketorolac in the National Football League

It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.

$1,000,000,000=20,000 workers @ $50,000/year

You couldn’t be more wrong in this assumption. I’m a 6'3" easy, and could have worn a top hat in this without touching the interior ceiling (either in the front or the back). The trick was that the seats sat low - the door window sills were right about at the lower part of my shoulder.

What rode like crap? The Element or the girl you knew?

Purchased this exact model and color scheme new back in 2004. Made it to 278,512 miles before I limped it into a dealer for a trade in 2013 (Yes, I drove that many miles in 9 years). Got $2,000 for that trade with the explanation of “Hard to compare this to anything out there... no record of a sale for this model year…

We called it “Birds in a Nest”!

Buy-in/Average Bet/Speed of Play (hands per hour). If the casino is (on average, based on 14 gazillion hands) holding 51% of every dollar wagered, they can guestimate your “worth”.

Jail Roster Photo:

In the words of the late, great George Carlin:

My 17 year old son (AKA Major Superhero Movie Fan) and I saw Aquaman on an IMAX screen. As we walked out, he said “favorite superhero movie of the year” and gave it a solid 8 out of 10. These movies are brain candy to me, and I don’t know if agreed with him or not (because I forget them as soon as I walk out of the…

(NOTE: I cannot find the study I am about to quote and am going off memory. Feel free to find it and prove me right/wrong).

But isn’t it the American dream to have the government finance your ability to make more money? 

1 beer per hole PLUS 1 per per person if you lost the hole. 

I believe that Nickleback is the only true answer for 98.7% of life’s pressing questions.

Ok, that describes one direction (the good way) from the mid-point of the taint. What happens if you go the other way?

All Hail Google!

Bought the AT-LP120 two years ago, and couldn’t be happier. It gives good vinyl a reason to exist. 

Bought the AT-LP120 two years ago, and couldn’t be happier. It gives good vinyl a reason to exist.