Never could figure out how Kimmel did it either, especially when Carolla flamed out.

Yeah, now it’s Unilever’s turn to step up and pull “Fair and Lovely.”

The physical manifestation of who you are? Money is an identity? It might be Suze’s, but she sounds like a hollow shell of a human from that definition.

I live in North Carolina. We are so relieved right now, doubly so because I don’t think Drumpf’s gonna want Thom Tillis on stage with him down in Florida. So thanks, Florida, for taking away the grossest pageant that ever could have invaded our largest city, and may we repay you by un-electing our terrible Senator and…

Oh no, not a rapist and misogynist in the White House! Can you even imagine?!

Back when I was working as a paralegal, I interviewed with a law office in a shiny downtown skyscraper. I was a good candidate for the job and they seemed enthusiastic when I met them. Anyway, they ask what I made at my last job, which was $38k (gross not net) and said “oh that’s a lot.” I remember giving them a blank…

The royals treated her abysmally. She was very isolated and paranoid about Charles having affairs. The queen did not want to allow their divorce for about two years. They didn’t like her being so popular with regular people, even though that popularity saved the damn monarchy. The only reason people wanted to see…

I majored in international studies in the mid-2000s. My fellow majors and I saw how facile Friedman’s writing was and often tore it to shreds, but the business majors loved him and took his writing as Just How the World Is. There’s a reason none of my friends were business majors!

I’ve always thought of those people as compulsive gamblers. Not only is it getting the discount, but the rush of having to argue with the poor bastard running the register and demand what you’re owed is part of the “fun” for extreme coupon users.

I’ve been sad about his death all day long. I was a kid during the plague years. I learned about AIDS from the news, from Pedro Zamora, and from articles about ACT UP. They even staged a protest at a pharmaceutical company in my home state, which I thought was one of the boldest (and coolest) protests I’ve ever seen.…

Isn’t Disney World incredibly expensive? Like $250+ per person to be in the park and eating and wandering around, but not including the price of traveling to the park, overnight housing if spending more than one day in the park, rental cars, etc.? Who is going to spend that kind of money in this economy on something…

I was a kid in the 90s, but I too marvel at how misogynistic it really was. The media was dominated by asshole dudes who just wanted to rip women apart. I didn’t even know that Lorena Bobbitt was an immigrant facing horrific domestic abuse until a few years ago when her case and many others got re-examined.

They were so terrible to Diana, and she saved the fucking monarchy. Harry and William endure in popularity because of her, not Charles.

Come on now, you know it’s spelled Dook. And nothing could make me like Dook. Stephen Miller went there and so did Nixon!

This asshole didn’t even go to Carolina, and he’s got the athletic logo upside down on his mask.

Nothing slows an economy down quite like mass death.

Do you remember Alex Pareene lauding himself over on Splinter because he wouldn’t vote in 2016? That logic/piece aged incredibly well.

Our electoral system is designed that way!

It was built that way. It always was. It’s built for stability and pathetically incremental change, and it’s built for wealthy White men.

You mean Trump supporters? ‘Cause they’ve already voted for a rapist.