White people who compare mild to moderate situations/annoyances to MLK’s struggle are the fucking worst.

A pick six in this scenario would be insanely fun to watch.

He was good at kicking a bucket.

I just find that confrontation with Jesse Eisenberg in the middle to be so stupid... yet this is what they put up front.

But if you give up a zillion yards to Larry Fitzgerald on an opening touchdown drive, you don’t deserve the ball back.

If anything, the odds are worse.

I’d be very interested in seeing Christopher Reeve kick anything.

I’m trying to not be Marvel fanboy DC hating guy. But I have to agree, that movie looks bad. I’ve tried to keep an open mind. “Ok maybe Eisenberg won’t blow as Lex, maybe the fact that there are more characters than in the second Mortal Kombat movie won’t make the movie bloated and lacking focus on anything, maybe…

My version of Batman vs. Superman would be 2 straight hours of the Christian Bale and Christopher Reeve versions kicking the living shit out of the Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill ones.

Bullshit on Batman v Superman. All the best movies always come out in....March? Really? Fuck!

I know everyone hates the Patriots but my need to see Peyton ground into a fine paste overrides that reflex. Go Pats. If I watch the game on Sunday it will be purely out of hate.

Leave overtime alone.

Overtime solution I heard recently: Both teams get the ball at the same time from the opponent’s 20 yard line. Clock starts and the first team to score wins. 44 players on the field! Violence on both ends at all times! The inevitability of the NFL going to a Royal Rumble solution for overtime is finally here!

I'm glad I'm not alone in thinking the Eric Dickerson tributes to Walter Payton are bizarre and that the Batman V. Superman movie looks terrible. I'm just hoping my son doesn't notice the million airings of that film's trailers during Sunday's games.

“I am having too much success banging random women found on Tindr, and not enough success banging random women found in bars.” Rough life, man. Rough life.

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Elizaburn.

Something here too, good morning from Jalopnik

Amy Racecar and Judge dread.