“I’m a great Finder, excellent Keeper. Greatest in the world. I have best Keepers in New York! Cruz, he’s a loser, a weeper. That’s not what we need.”

Counterpoint: No it doesn’t.

She’s not a doctor, MD, PhD or otherwise. She has a Masters from Columbia. Her “PhD” is in “Holistic Nutrition” from the Clayton College of Natural Health, an institution that is specifically cited as not accredited, that hands out degrees that are not accepted in most places and illegal to even claim in some, and…

You’re so edgy.

Maybe smug is the secret ingredient that gives Mast Bro’s chocolate it's distinctive assy flavor.

Captain Indie loves the indies...but never ceased to play AAAs...he simply loves games :)

Makes sense. Trying too hard is kind of pewdiepie’s thing.

Women’s soccer and women’s tennis are every bit as good as the men’s game.

Coming off as a snarky one-upper might not be the best way to attract others into following your path to enlightenment.